If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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