: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You were trust falling into bushes
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