So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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