nut hugger
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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