Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
My brain says no but my pants say off.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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