i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Randomize
