Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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