Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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