I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
she pinky promised me she was 18
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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