508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I am midnight drunk by noon
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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