let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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