your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
