Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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