More tranny stories later!
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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