It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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