Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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