at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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