We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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