It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3