I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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