I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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