Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
3 2 1 whiskey
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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