Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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