No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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