your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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