Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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