I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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