So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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