Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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