girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
two words: eviction party
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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