Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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