It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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