Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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