it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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