Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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