Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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