You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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