bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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