somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
