I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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