we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I need water and some morals
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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