there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I think my vagina is haunted
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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