definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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