That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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