Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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