when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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