Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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