it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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