I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
