so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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