Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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