u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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