It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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