my soul wont recognize me after tonight
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
