I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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