The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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