You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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