butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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