THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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